HI FRIENDS,
Sunday, 15 November 2015
Thursday, 30 July 2015
QUOTAS
We never lose friends.
We simply learn who
the real one are......
BE CAREFUL
Who you
fall in love
with,cause
Someone,
Somewhere
Won't APPROVE.
Remember,
Anyone can love you when
the sun is shining.
In the storm is where you
learn who truly care for you.
PAST,
is a nice place to visit,
BUT
certainly not a good place to stay.
the sun is shining.
In the storm is where you
learn who truly care for you.
PAST,
is a nice place to visit,
BUT
certainly not a good place to stay.
Wednesday, 29 July 2015
Read It !!
Everyone is gifted,
but some people
never open
their package..
''Silence is the best
reply to a fool."
but some people
never open
their package..
''Silence is the best
reply to a fool."
Wrong Number
Naughty Kid:"Hello Do you have a refrigerator?"
Man:Yes,I have.Who're you?"
Kid:"is it running?"
Man:"Yes"
Kid:"Get hold it......Otherwise it might run away."'
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After a few minute the phone ball rings again,
Naughty Kid:"Hello!Do you have a refrigerator?"
Man(Angrily):"NO I don't have."
Kid."Didn't I tell you to hold it?"
Man:Yes,I have.Who're you?"
Kid:"is it running?"
Man:"Yes"
Kid:"Get hold it......Otherwise it might run away."'
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After a few minute the phone ball rings again,
Naughty Kid:"Hello!Do you have a refrigerator?"
Man(Angrily):"NO I don't have."
Kid."Didn't I tell you to hold it?"
After English Exam !!
HOW WAS THE PAPER?
It Was Easy But Question 5 Confused Me
What Was the question?
Question 5 Wanted The
Past Tense Of "think",
I Thought &Thought &Thought
And End Up With Writing "Thinked"
It Was Easy But Question 5 Confused Me
What Was the question?
Question 5 Wanted The
Past Tense Of "think",
I Thought &Thought &Thought
And End Up With Writing "Thinked"
Question By A Student !!
If A Single Teacher Can't Teach Us All The Subject ,
Then....
How Could You Expect A Single Student To Learn All Subject??
Then....
How Could You Expect A Single Student To Learn All Subject??
LIFE QUOTAS
1.Never let your friend feel lonely.........
Disturb them all the time.
2.FAKE FRIENDS
believe in rumors,
REAL FRIENDS
believe in you.
Disturb them all the time.
2.FAKE FRIENDS
believe in rumors,
REAL FRIENDS
believe in you.
A women gets on a bus with her baby.The bus driver says:"That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen."The women goes to the rear of the bus and sits, fuming. she says to a man next to her,"That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off ! Go ahead ,I'll hold her monkey for you ,"
Runner up joke
Texan: "Where are you from?"
Harvard Grad: "I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions."
Texan:"where are you from, jackass?"
A man and a friend are playing golf one day.One of the guys is about to chip onto the green he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course.he stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "wow!that is the most thoughtful and touching things I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man."
The other man replies, "yeah, wall, we were married 35 years."
JOKE
Patient:"Doctor, I 've got a strawberry stuck up my bum."
Doctor: "Ive got some cream for that. "
Doctor: "Ive got some cream for that. "
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