Thursday, 30 July 2015

THE GREATEST GIFT OF 
       IS FAMILY.

At some point,
   You have to realize
     that some people 
     can stay in your HEART.
      but not in your LIFE.

QUOTAS

We never lose friends.
We simply learn who 
the real one are......


BE CAREFUL 
       Who you 
       fall in love
       with,cause
      Someone,
      Somewhere
Won't APPROVE.     

Remember,

Anyone can love you when  
     the sun is shining.
In the storm is  where you
learn who truly care for you.


PAST,
is a nice place to visit,
BUT 
certainly not a good place to stay.

Wednesday, 29 July 2015

Read It !!

Everyone is gifted,
but some people
never open
their package..

''Silence is the best
            reply to a fool."

Wrong Number

Naughty Kid:"Hello Do you have a refrigerator?"
Man:Yes,I have.Who're you?"
Kid:"is it running?"
Man:"Yes"
Kid:"Get hold it......Otherwise it might run away."' 
               !
               !
               ! 
               !
After a few minute the phone ball rings again,
Naughty Kid:"Hello!Do you have a refrigerator?"
Man(Angrily):"NO I don't have."
Kid."Didn't I tell you to hold it?" 

After English Exam !!

                     HOW WAS THE PAPER? 
It Was Easy But Question 5 Confused Me  
    What Was the question?
     Question 5 Wanted The 
      Past Tense Of "think",
I Thought &Thought &Thought
And End Up With Writing "Thinked"

Question By A Student !!

If A Single Teacher Can't Teach Us All The Subject ,
                                    Then....
How Could You Expect A Single Student To Learn All Subject??           

LIFE QUOTAS

1.Never let your friend feel lonely.........
        Disturb them all the time.
2.FAKE FRIENDS
   believe in rumors,
        REAL FRIENDS
        believe in you.
A women gets on a bus with her baby.The bus driver says:"That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen."The women goes to the rear of the bus and sits, fuming. she says to a man next to her,"That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off ! Go ahead ,I'll hold her monkey for you  ,"

Runner up joke

Texan: "Where are you from?"
Harvard Grad: "I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions."
Texan:"where are you from, jackass?"
A man and a friend are playing golf one day.One of the guys is about to chip onto the green he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course.he stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "wow!that is the most thoughtful and touching things I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man."

The other man replies, "yeah, wall, we were married 35 years."

JOKE

Patient:"Doctor, I 've got a strawberry stuck up my bum."
Doctor: "Ive got some cream for that. "

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