Anyone can love you when the sun is shining. In the storm is where you learn who truly care for you. PAST, is a nice place to visit, BUT certainly not a good place to stay.
Naughty Kid:"Hello Do you have a refrigerator?" Man:Yes,I have.Who're you?" Kid:"is it running?" Man:"Yes" Kid:"Get hold it......Otherwise it might run away."' ! ! ! ! After a few minute the phone ball rings again, Naughty Kid:"Hello!Do you have a refrigerator?" Man(Angrily):"NO I don't have." Kid."Didn't I tell you to hold it?"
HOW WAS THE PAPER? It Was Easy But Question 5 Confused Me What Was the question? Question 5 Wanted The Past Tense Of "think", I Thought &Thought &Thought And End Up With Writing "Thinked"
1.Never let your friend feel lonely......... Disturb them all the time. 2.FAKE FRIENDS believe in rumors, REAL FRIENDS believe in you.
A women gets on a bus with her baby.The bus driver says:"That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen."The women goes to the rear of the bus and sits, fuming. she says to a man next to her,"That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off ! Go ahead ,I'll hold her monkey for you ,"
Harvard Grad: "I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions."
Texan:"where are you from, jackass?"
A man and a friend are playing golf one day.One of the guys is about to chip onto the green he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course.he stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "wow!that is the most thoughtful and touching things I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man."
The other man replies, "yeah, wall, we were married 35 years."